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Dad Jokes of the Week – 9 June 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Not Home!

Tuesday: Here in Queensland a new law has been passed: Male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week. Well it’s not a law, it’s a mandate!

Bob’s Bonus: A woman gets pulled over by a Pennsylvania State Trooper. As he approaches her and pulls out his ticket book she asks “Are you going to sell me a ticket to the Pennsylvania State Trooper’s Ball?” The Trooper responds “Pennsylvania State Trooper don’t have balls”! Elvis’ Bonus: Why do people rent their cars from Budget? Because Avis Hertz!

Elvis’ Bonus: What are golfers known to do? They are known to play around!

Wednesday: What kind of beer do American vampires drink? Blood light!

Bob’s Bonus: One grandma said that she sends a cheque to each of her grandchildren on their birthdays, but they never come and visit. The other one says “I do the same, and they come and visit me – I don’t sign the cheques”!

Thursday: I got arrested yesterday for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security guard if it was OK to take a picture he said “yes”!

Bob’s Bonus: I have a step ladder… I never knew my real ladder!

Friday: Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed. Since then, things have been Rocky between us!

Sarah’s Grandmama joke: What does a spy do when he is cold? He goes undercover!

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