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Dad Jokes of the Week – 9 February 2024

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Did you know Thing from the Addams Family didn’t start his career as an actor? He got his start as a stagehand!

Bob’s Bonus: Life begins at 50… but everything starts to wear out fall out and spread out too!

Bonus: I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: “Sorry boss, I won’t be able to come in today, I’ve got a bit of a cough”. I said: “A week off? Thanks boss – see you next week!”

Tuesday: I didn’t like working at the steel plant. It smelt!

Bob’s Bonus: My luck is so bad, if I bought a cemetery people would probably stop dying!

Wednesday: I accidentally put my donor card into the ATM machine. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Bob’s Bonus: I’m on a cardiologist’s diet – if it tastes good, spit it out!

Thursday: What do you call an attractive monster? Pretty scary!

Bob’s Bonus: A kids says, until I was 13 years of age, I thought my name was “shut up”!

Elvis’ Bonus: Me ex set fire to all her outstanding accounts. Her name is Bernadette!

Friday: My other half asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they prepare the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway… that’s how the fight began!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Did you hear about the woman who couldn’t stop collecting magazines? She’s got issues!

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