Dad Jokes of the Week – 9 December 2022

Murrays Dad Jokes
Murrays Dad Jokes

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Why are dentist’s graves so hard to find? Because there is no plaque!

Dave’s Bonus: Why didn’t the husband speak to his wife for three days? Because he didn’t want to interrupt her!

Tuesday: I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was a Theoretical Physicist!

Wednesday: My kids think I use outdated technology. But they’re just ignoring the fax!

Bob’s Bonus: To the person who stole my glasses, I’ll find you – I have contacts!

Thursday: Lions that prefer living on their own have no pride!

Lorna’s Bonus: What do you call a sleeping bovine? A bulldozer!

Friday: BREAKING NEWS – Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley… now they’re hoping to make buses that run on thyme!


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