Dad Jokes of the Week – 7 July 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I did my first nude painting on the weekend. The neighbours were disgusted, but I reckon my new front fence looks great!

Bob’s Bonus: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? Their flag looks like a big plus!

Tuesday: Did you hear about the wig shop that got robbed? They’re looking into replacing all the locks!

Bob’s Bonus: I was asked how I escaped from Iraq? Iran!

Wednesday: I couldn’t find my undies this morning. I found them after a brief search!

Thursday: I told my other half that I’d lost my dictionary. She asked if I’d ‘”looked upstairs?” I said “No, I can’t look up anything”!

Dave’s Bonus: My girlfriend from Holland told me she wanted some cooking classes for her birthday. So I gave her a Dutch oven!

Bob’s Bonus: Lawyers asks the witness what is his date of birth. The witness responds “18 July”. “What year?” asks the lawyer. The witness says “Every year”!

Friday: Your vet probably won’t tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, pour tomato sauce on it. It’s the best thing for a hotdog!

Sarah’s Grandmama joke: What does a spy do when he’s cold? Goes undercover!

Elvis’ Bonus: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent… or groan up!


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