Dad Jokes of the Week – 6 October 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Public Holiday – NO JOKE!

Tuesday: I was in a cafe today and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it ended up in violence. I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages!

Bob’s Bonus: A dog gave birth beside the highway. She was charged with littering!

Wednesday: I’m writing a series of books about making things louder. I’m on the final volume now!

Bob’s Bonus: A vulture carrying two dead racoons boards a plane. The stewardess sees him and says “I’m sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger”!

Thursday: A boy says to a girl in the playground “The Principal is an idiot”. The girl responded “Do you know that I’m the principal’s daughter?” The boy responded “Do you know who I am?” The girl says “No”! The boy said “Good” and ran away as fast as he could!

Bob’s Bonus: If a grenade was thrown into a kitchen in Frande, it would result in a Linoleum Blownapart!

Friday: McDonald’s are now incorporating meat from endangered species into their burgers. I just had a quarter panda!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see straight through them!