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Dad Jokes of the Week – 4 November 2022

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: If Mario lived in the United States, what state would he live in? Luigiana!

Bob’s Bonus: Whenerever I try and eat healthy food, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers!

Tuesday: Why do all witches wear black? So you can’t tell which witch is which!

Elvis’s Bonus: I know a woman with one leg who works at the brewery. She’s in charge of the hops!

Wednesday: I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people. It was a rare medium, but well done!

Lorna’s Bonus: I got thrown out a park in the US for arranging the squirrels by height.They didn’t like me critter sizing!

Thursday: My son bought a new reversible jacket. I can’t wait to see how it turns out!

Bob’s Bonus: A local clergyman was giving a sermon to a group of school children and asked them why they thought he wore a collar. Little Johnny piped us and said ‘because it stops fleas and ticks for 30 days’?

Friday: On our way home my other half said let’s stop and visit our son Nicholas, so we took the see Nick route!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Did you hear the joke about the bank teller? She’s about 5 foot tall and $250, 000 short!

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