Dad Jokes of the Week – 3 November 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack!

Bob’s Bonus: Old people shouldn’t eat healthy food. They need all the preservatives they can get!

Tuesday: What position do ghosts play in soccer? Ghoul keeper!

Halloween Bonus: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

Elvis’ Bonus: Why don’t skeletons fart? Because they don’t have the guts!

Bob’s Bonus: You don’t need a parachute to skydive – you only need one if you want to do it twice!

Wednesday: I asked a librarian if they had any books on “different noise levels”. The librarian said “Sure! What volume would you like?”

Bob’s Bonus: I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s becoming harder and harder to find someone older than me!

Thursday: My girlfriend complains a lot that I don’t smile anymore. Well she’s the one who wanted a serious relationship!

Bob’s Bonus: What’s one of the best things about being in your 80’s? There’s no peer pressure!

Elvis’ Bonus: What type of dog likes having a bath? A shampoodle!

Friday: The police have arrested the man who stole my iPad. I hope he is going to face time!

Nikki’s Mumma Joke: Was Spartacus upset when a lion ate his wife? No, he was gladiator!


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