Dad Jokes of the Week – 3 March 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I reckon I’ve got a chess infection!

Luke’s Bonus: It’s a 5 minute walk between my home and a bar, but it’s a 45 minute walk back again. The difference is staggering!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you know there a people who collect old magazines? They have a lot of issues!

Bob’s Bonus: Paddy the electrician got sacked from the US prison service because he wouldn’t fix the electric chair. He said it was a death trap!

Tuesday: The baker’s delivery driver has bright red hair. He’s known locally as the ginger bread man!

Bonus: How did the puppy steer his canoe? With a doggie paddle!

Gerhard’s Bonus: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!

Wednesday: How did the puppy steer his canoe? With a doggie paddle!

Bob’s Bonus: Mick was waiting at the bus stop when Paddy pulled up and asked him if he wanted a lift. Mick replied “I better not, I might miss my bus”

Thursday: I bought my dad a sized 38 belt. It cost $120. He said it was a giant waste!

Bonus: My other half asked me what I thought about her idea about menopause. She suggested I blow air on her whenever she overheats. I told her “I’m not a fan”!

Friday: My mum was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an x-ray. I’m still wondering what she saw in him!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why did the postie lose his job? Because he pushed the envelope!


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