If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: What do you call bees that produce milk! Boo-bies!

Bob’s Bonus: Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds? They sat up all night waiting for their sexual relations!

Tuesday: I sat next to a baby on a 2 hour flight back from Brisbane. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to scream for 2 hours straight. Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off!

Wednesday: I hurt my knee yesterday after slipping on ice cream in front of the police station. I went inside to complain but they charged me with a fell-on-knee!

Elvis’ Bonus: What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!

Bob’s Bonus: It’s a shame nothing is being made in Australia any more. I bought a new TV the other day and it said ‘built in antenna’. I don’t even know where that is!

Wednesday: What do you call a group of deaf cows? Not herd!

Bonus: How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor!

Bonus: What did the policeman say to his belly button? You are under a vest!

Friday: A friend told me her husband was upset after she gave him a box of photos of all his old girlfriends. She didn’t know why, evidently he said he wanted an ex box for Christmas!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!