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Dad Jokes of the Week – 28 April 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Police are hunting an attacker who has been getting around town with a knitting needle. They think he’s following some sort of pattern!

Bob’s Bonus: Even duct tape doesn’t fix stupid, but it certainly muffles the sound!

Bob’s Bonus: There was a large Viagra robbery. Police are looking for a hardened criminal!

Tuesday: Public Holiday – NO JOKE!

Wednesday: Someone broke into my office and stole all the coffee cups. I’ve got to go to the police station later to look at some mugshots!

Thursday: I’ve decided from Monday that I’ll stop using spray deodorants. Roll on next week!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

Bob’s Bonus: A couple are taking a Sunday afternoon drive and get into an argument. During the stoney silence they pass a farm with cows, pigs and goat. He says “that reminds me of your relatives”. She responds “Yes, my in-laws”!

Friday: When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: She forgot!

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