Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

Elvis’s Bonus: There was a huge fight at one of the seafood restaurants in town last night. Evidently there was battered fish everywhere!

Bob’s Bonus: Sign says “We’re all sliced from the same loaf of bread. But we’re all just toasted differently”!

Tuesday: What do you get when you cross a piranha with a homing pigeon? Something that’s eventually gonna come back to bite you!

Elvis’s Bonus: I went to the camouflage club meeting last night. No one showed up!

Bob’s Bonus: Caption under a baby’s photo: “My life is pretty good. Everytime I cry they put a boob in my mouth”!

Wednesday: Did you know dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But cats can!

Bob’s Bonus: Women’s problems always start with men. For example: mental illness, menstruation, menopause…

Bonus: I heard they made the world’s strongest suction cup. I’m not quite sure how they pulled it off!

Thursday: When I get a headache, I take two paracetamol  and keep away from children – just like the bottle says!

Bob’s Bonus: What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer. A father-in-law!

Elvis’ Bonus: I’ve got a pet tree. It’s a bit like having a dog, but it’s bark is a lot quieter!

Friday: This Yeast Club meeting is called to order. All rise!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: What is ET short for? Because he’s only got little legs!