Dad Jokes of the Week – 24 November 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: If you’re ambushed at night… then technically you’ve been pmbushed!

Bob’s Bonus: A couple from the circus wanted to adopt a child. After filling out all the paperwork they were asked what age they would like the kid to be. They replied “We don’t mind, as long as it fits in the cannon”!

Tuesday: A chicken walks into a bar and orders a dry martini, shaken, but not stirred. A guy in the bar pipes up and says “You drink exactly the same drink as me. My name is Bond, James Bond. What’s your name Sir?” The chicken replied “Ken, Chick Ken”!

Bob’s Bonus: Testing out a new car, the sat nav told the driver to turn left, turn right and he ended up in the local cemetery. It then announced “You have arrived at your final destination”!

Wednesday: I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me why I have no money in it!

Bob’s Bonus: A bloke was filling out an application and was asked who to contact in an emergency. He wrote “The doctor”!

Thursday: Scientists have concluded a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk. The results are staggering!

Bob’s Bonus: Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells all die constantly, but those darn fat cells seem to have eternal life!

Gerhard’s Bonus: My sister said there was no way I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Friday: What’s a computer’s worst memory? Terrorbytes!

Nikki’s Mumma Joke: Did you hear about the guy who drank a bottle of invisible ink? He’s still at the hospital waiting to be seen!


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