Dad Jokes of the Week – 24 March 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: On the weekend I posed naked for a magazine. But the newsagent wasn’t having it and told me I’d have to give him cash like everyone else!

Bob’s Bonus: My wife drives me to drink. His mate replies ‘You’re lucky, mine makes me walk’!

Bob’s Bonus: Paddy texts his wife from the pub and says he’ll be home in 20 minutes. If not, read this text again!

Tuesday: My wife just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again!

Bonus: A girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her I’m just looking for a match!

Wednesday: My other half has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more I’m toast!

Elvis’ Bonus: Why is the calendar scared? It’s days are numbered!

Bob’s Bonus: Where there’s a will… there’s a relative!

Bob’s Bonus: A will is a dead giveaway!

Thursday: Who was the first person to sail around the world single handed? Captain Hook!

Elvis’ Bonus: How do you get Pokemon on a train? You Pokemon!

Bob’s Bonus: The man who stole a calendar… he got 12 months!

Bob’s Bonus: When a woman first saw her grey hairs… she thought she would dye!

Friday: I don’t understand why lazy people cop it so much. They didn’t do anything!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What room doesn’t have any windows or doors? A mushroom!


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