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Dad Jokes of the Week – 24 February 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I went to a seance last night. I don’t know what possessed me!

Bob’s Bonus: I went for a job interview and the interview asked me if I could perform under pressure. I sai I’ll give it a shot, but I don’t think I know all the lyrics!

Tuesday: I’ve entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town this year. I’m just hoping that I can pull it off!

Gerhard’s Bonus: Did you know next week is Diarrhoea Awareness Week? Runs until Friday!

Bonus: What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts? Amy!

Wednesday: Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso. That’s because they’re coughy filters!

Thursday: Why did the racing car driver go to hell? Because he was a speed demon!

Bob’s Bonus: When’s a door not a door? When it’s ajar!

Bob’s Bonus: Why is a door always in trouble? Because it always in a jamb!

Friday: Whats made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race? It ended in a tie!

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