If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter!

Elvis’ Bonus: I asked the assistant at Toyworld where I’d find the Schwarzenegger dolls. He replied ‘Aisle B – back’!

Theona’s Bonus: Did you know dermatologists are always in a hurry… because they spend all days making rash decisions!

Bob’s Bonus: The doctor’s receptions came in and said “I have a patient out there who thinks he’s invisible”. The doctor said “Tell him I can’t see him today”!

Tuesday: I tried making a candlelit dinner. I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven!

Elvis’ Bonus: I just checked my insurance a policy. It reads ‘if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered’!

Bob’s Bonus: They caught the thief who stole the calendar – he only got six months!

Wednesday: I woke up to find my moustache was missing this morning. Someone must have stolen it from right under my nose!

Bob’s Bonus: It’s good to laugh at your own mistakes, it lengthens your life. But laugh at your wife’s mistakes and it may shorten it!

Elvis’ Bonus: The population of Ireland’s capital is growing very fast. It Dublin!

Thursday: When I was young, I was very poor. After years of struggle, I’m no longer young!

Ronnie’s Bonus: 5 ants rented an apartment and then another 5 joined them. Now they are tenants!

Bob’s Bonus: I just want to say something to the man who discovered zero. Thanks for nothing!

Friday: I went to a party with a bunch of archaeologists and they were telling me about their search for the remains of a lower leg. It was a real shindig!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Lance isn’t that common a name these days. But in medieval times they were called lance-a-lot!