If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: If you’re after a new job, you could try Search and Rescue. They’re always looking for people!

Tuesday: Midwives deserve a lot of respect. They really help babies out!

Wednesday: The wife said she is leaving me cos I have an unhealthy obsession with plants. So I responded “where has this stemmed from petal?”!

Lorna’s Bonus: My girlfriend broke up with me when he found out I only had 9 toes. Evidently she was lack toes intolerant!

Thursday: When I was younger, everyone had a wristwatch. Nowadays, almost no one wears one. How times have changed!

Friday: My wife said she is kicking me out because she’s fed up with my South American animal puns. “Okay,” I said, “Alpaca my bags”!

Graham’s Bonus: Two lovers, a spoon and a fork, went for a walk together… until they came to a fork in the road!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet? Because he spends years at ‘C’!