Dad Jokes of the Week – 21 April 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I went to a restaurant last night and they had Napoleon Chicken on the menu. I asked the waiter what it was and he said, “There’s no meat – only the bony part!”

Bonus: I went to the MC Hammer museum when I was on holidays. It’s rubbish – you aren’t allowed to touch anything!

Bob’s Bonus: My kids and grandkids keep going on about me losing my memory. I’ll make them sorry when they can’t find their Easter Eggs under the Christmas tree!

Tuesday: My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon she’s gonna kill me. It’s a matter of wife or death!

Bonus: A woman said to her aging husband “You should wipe after you pee. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall!”

Wednesday: I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my champagne glass and said “Eggs, cinnamon, bread, and maple syrup.” It was a French toast!

Bob’s Bonus: The cheese shops in France look like a bomb has hit them. There is de brie everywhere!

Thursday: When my father died, he wanted his ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request!

Friday: I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night. Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside!

Gerhard’s Bonus: I just checked my home insurance policy and evidently if my doona is stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered!


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