Dad Jokes of the Week – 2 February 2024

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen!

Bob’s Bonus: What would happen if you are only scared half to death…

Tuesday: I saw my wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair coloured and styled. I think she’s planning to watch the highlights later!

Bob’s Bonus: NBN – nearly bloody 90, so I thought I would order a ‘life alert’ bracelet. So if I get a life I’ll be alerted immediately!

Wednesday: At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage. I said. “Let’s not get carried away”!

Bob’s Bonus: What did the hat say to the bra? You hold these two up and I’ll go on ahead!

Thursday: I asked the librarian if they had any books on the Titanic. She said, “Yes, quite a few!” I replied, “That’s a shame. They’d all be ruined by now”!

Bob’s Bonus: Poor all Paddy went to the doctor and the doctor said “You’ve only got two weeks to live”. Paddy replied “Well, I’ll have the last week in July, and the first week in August”!

Friday: It’s okay that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school – isn’t it? Or does that make me a bad teacher?

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing?

Nikki’s bonus joke: Did you know dog can’t operate MRI machines? Cats can!


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