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Dad Jokes of the Week – 19 May 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My doctor told me I’m at risk of heart disease because I eat too much sodium. I took his advice with a grain of salt!

Bob’s Bonus: My grandson told me I was being overly dramatic. So I changed the wifi password. We’ll see who being overly dramatic now!

Tuesday: My geography teacher asked me to name a country without an R in it. I replied “No Way”!

Bob’s Bonus: A girl asked her blonde friend what was the name of her new dogs. The blonde replied “Rolex and Timex”. The friend asked why would you name your dogs that? The blonde said “Because they are watch dogs”!

Elvis’ Bonus: What are golfers known to do? They are known to play around!

Wednesday: The parishioner said to the priest “I need you to pray for my hearing.” The priest put his hands on the parishioner’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”. “I don’t know,” said the parishioner, “It isn’t until next Tuesday”!

Elvis’ Bonus: Why was 6 sad? Because 7 8 9!

Thursday: There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen!

Bob’s Bonus: If you see me walking down the street talking to myself… it’s OK, I’m self employed and just having a meeting!

Bob’s Bonus: Senior’s wisdom: One for the road is peeing before going out!

Friday: My Uncle Artie is always making funny vegetable puns. I love Artie jokes!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

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