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Dad Jokes of the Week – 18 November 2022

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I’ve joined a new dating agency for arsonists. They send me new matches every day, so it’s guaranteed I’m getting a hot date eventually!

Elvis’s Bonus: Where does a dog go when it has lost it’s tail? A retailer!

Tuesday: How do you survive a fall from the Eiffel Tower? You quickly pull your Paris chute!

Wednesday: I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle. Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage!

Thursday: My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is “The Love Machine”. It’s because I’m terrible at tennis!

Friday: A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum!

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