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Dad Jokes of the Week – 17 March 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I received a text from my wife saying she had to stop seeing me. Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted “Sorry, wrong number”!

Tuesday: I met a nun that wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit!

Bonus: I don’t trust those trees! They seem kinda shady!

Wednesday: I just bought a personalised number plate – BAA BAA. It should look good on my black jeep!

Bob’s Bonus: Carrots might be good for your eyes, but wine gives you double vision!

Bob’s Bonus: Sign in a radiator shop said ‘Best place to take a leak’!

Thursday: Thieves who stole 3 tonnes of bitumen have been in hiding for 2 months now. Police have said “We are hoping they will resurface soon”!

Bob’s Bonus: A couple were arguing about who should brew the tea in the morning. He said she should because she did all the cooking and was better at it. She replied that ‘men do it according to the bible – Hebrew’!

Friday: The guy in a Yogi Bear costume at the fancy dress party said he was a famous actor. He was a bear faced liar!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What type of clothes do lawyers wear? A law suit!

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