Dad Jokes of the Week – 16 December 2022

Murray's Dad Joke's of the week

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Who has a higher rank than a lieutenant? A lieulandlord!

Elvis’ Bonus: Did you hear bullet lost his job… yep, he got fired!

Bob’s Bonus: I went out to a horrible bar on the weekend. It was named The Fiddle. But it was really a violin!

Tuesday: I am driving through England, and plan to stop at Greenwich tomorrow. No idea what to do in the Mean Time!

Wednesday: Did you know if you watch Jaws backwards …It’s a very heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people without limbs!

Lorna’s Bonus: I hired a handyman and gave him a list. When I got home he had only done 1, 3, 5, 7, 9. Turns out he only does odd jobs!

Thursday: I’ve decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for paleontologists. I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’.

Elvis’ Bonus: Can February march? No, but April may!

Bob’s Bonus: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic!

Xmas Bonus: What do Santa’s elves listen to whilst they work? Wrap music!

Friday: I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day, and she just vanished into Finnair!

Bob’s Bonus: I think the finest shoes are made of smooth leather. I will not be suede!


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