If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he!

Bonus: Breaking news: A truck full of pepper mills has crashed on the highway. The traffic has ground to a halt!

Bob’s Bonus: I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone… then it dawned on me!

Tuesday: I moved in a with a friend and asked if I could set up a cloning lab in his basement? He said “Sure, make yourself at home”!

Bob’s Bonus: Another truck roll over – it was full of Vicks Vaporub. But there was no congestion!

Gerhard’s Bonus: I was once in a band called the Radiators. We were the warm up act!

Wednesday: One of the animals in the local zoo is pregnant, but nobody is comfortable talking about it. It’s the elephant in the womb!

Bob’s Bonus: 

I always envied old people who could do cart wheels. But now I’m just jealous of anyone who can get up off the floor without grunting or holding onto the furniture!

Gerhard’s Bonus: I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bail!

Thursday: How can you tell if a plant is good at maths? If it has a square root!

Bob’s Bonus: I thought I might grow a beard, but I didn’t really like the idea. Then it grew on me!

Friday: What do you call it when a group of apes start a company? Monkey business!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?