Dad Jokes of the Week – 14 October 2022

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: Why does National Geographic spend a lot of time at the psychiatrist? It has a lot of issues!

Tuesday: Terrible night last night. I dreamed something bit me on the neck. So I got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working!

Wednesday: Someone keeps dropping off random Lego blocks in front of my door every morning. I don’t know what to make of it!

Bob’s Bonus: What did the surgeon say to his patient who wanted to close up his own incision? Suture self!

Thursday: What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass? Phil!

Friday: A woman told me her husband and died and that she couldn’t even look at another man for almost 20 years. But now that she’s out of prison, she reckons it was totally worth it!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What do the skeleton say to the bartender? Give me a beer… and a mop!


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