If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I’m not into Halloween and have found that answering the door naked helps deter trick or treaters. Except when that pair turned up and I thought they were just dressed up as cops!
Bob’s Bonus: She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still!
Tuesday: My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. I’m dreading it!
Bob’s Bonus: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, he’s now a seasoned veteran!
Wednesday: A bloke at the pub sold me a rare, antique map of the Gibson Desert for only $20 last night… this morning I realised that it was a sheet of sandpaper!
Bob’s Bonus: Where there’s a will… I want to be in it!
Thursday: Last night I had dinner with a female boxer. She went straight for the ribs!
Bob’s Bonus: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put in a salad!
Friday: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk!
Nikki’s Mumma Joke: What’s the best kind of music to play when you are fishing? Something catchy!