Dad Jokes of the Week – 12 May 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats!

Bob’s Bonus: A guy walks into a doctor’s surgery and with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The doctors asked what the hell happened. The patient replied “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

Jacqueline’s Bonus: I was going to tell you a joke about boxing. But I forgot the punch line!

Tuesday: I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no-one laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny!

Bob’s Bonus: How do you catch a bra? With a boobie trap!

Elvis’ Bonus: Where did the Swedish marathon end? It ended at the Finnish line!

Wednesday: There’s no way I’m working for my boss after what she said to me yesterday. She said, “You’re fired”!

Jacqueline’s Bonus: I overhead some people talking about the circus! They said it was in-tents!

Thursday: My brother and I are really competitive when it comes to buying gifts for our mother’s sister. This year, my brother bought her a stairlift. He’s really upped the Auntie this time!

Bob’s Bonus: What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker? “Hop in”!

Bob’s Bonus: I reckon so many people are judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them!

Friday: What do you call a snake in a hard hat? A boa constructor!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold!


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