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Dad Jokes of the Week – 12 April 2024

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch!

Bob’s Bonus: A husband asked his wife what was for dinner. She said ‘nothing’. He replied ‘we had that last night’. She responded ‘made enough for two nights’!

Tuesday: The guy who told me to buy shares in a company that makes alcohol from apples has been done for in-cider trading!

Bob’s Bonus: How do you make a sofa into a sofa bed? You forget your wife’s birthday!

Wednesday: I always find it hard to rent a trailer. I’ve never managed it without a hitch!

Bob’s Bonus: What is a plumber’s least favourite vegetable? A leek!

Thursday: I asked for a helicopter biscuit. They didn’t have any so I had to have a plane one!

Dave’s Bonus: My wife was smokin’ hot when I met her. But for the last 20 years she has been smoldering cause all she does these days is fire up!

Friday: I saw an Irish dancing show today called Streamdance. It’s not quite as good as Riverdance, but then it is only a tributary act!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: Bigfoot is sometimes confused for sasquatch, yeti never complains!

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