Dad Jokes of the Week – 11 November 2022

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: To save money on electricity, I’ve wired the toaster and the electric blanket together. Now I keep popping out of bed!

Elvis’s Bonus: 5 ants rented an apartment, then another 5 moved in. Now they are tenants!

Bob’s Bonus: A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labelling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head!

Tuesday: When I arrived at a business for a job interview yesterday, I accidentally stepped in the freshly laid concrete out the front. I’m pretty sure I left a bad impression!

Gerhard’s Bonus: Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I’m a Celebrity’. They should have got a calmer Chameleon, but apparently the come and go!

Wednesday: I just remembered that I’ve never deemed cottage cheese to be a true cheese. It’s just a curd to me!

Lorna’s Bonus: Never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck!

Thursday: I’m reporting from the airport this morning, and a woman has completely passed out on the baggage carousel. Looks like she’s coming around now!

Elvis’ Bonus: Went to a funeral the other day, the eulogy read ‘RIP Boiling Water – you will be mist’!

Friday: It’s OK if you don’t know what a ‘prefix’ is. It’s not the end of the word!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: I fell asleep whilst looking for a joke for you on my mobile phone. I had download a ‘n App’!



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