Dad Jokes of the Week – 10 March 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: I’ve been doing a bit of digging and have found out that before crowbars, crows used to just drink in their home in the trees!

Tuesday: I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple. But actually there’s a lot to take on board!

Bonus: I’m never going to tell my accountant a joke ever again. He just depreciates them!

Wednesday: My neighbours are having a contest to see who can hang out their laundry on the line the fastest. So far, it’s level pegging!

Thursday: A guy I know bought a pair of second-hand wheeled boots. I thought, “What a cheapskate”!

Bonus: Why did the spoon go to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said ‘look sharp’!

Friday: I saw an elderly man at the supermarket collecting trolleys. He must have been pushing seventy!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot? I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!


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