If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: The police just came and arrested my dog. He had unpaid barking tickets!

Bob’s Bonus: A grand daughter was bashing away on the computer. Grandpa asks “what are you doing darling”? She replies “I’m writing a story” What’s it about? “I don’t know grandpa – I can’t read”!

Tuesday: I agreed to drive my other half into town to see a movie because she said parking would be cheap. But the parking was a lot!

Elvis’ Bonus: When I was a kid, my father used to roll me down the hill in a car tyre. They were the Goodyears!

Wednesday: I once dated a woman who was a quarter Chinese, a quarter Turkish, a quarter Danish, and a quarter Vietnamese. She was great but I had to break up with her. Too many red flags!

Bob’s Bonus: My grandson rang me for my birthday and asked how I was. I said 80. There was silence, then he asked “Wow, did you start at 1”?

Thursday: My doctor told me that I’m suffering from insomnia. I asked, “Is it serious?” He said, “Well there’s definitely no cause for any alarm!”

Bob’s Bonus: I went to the gym and my trainer showed me the ropes. I told him how winded I was by the whole thing. He responded “That was just the tour of the gym”!

Friday: I went to a ballet last night. It was amazing to watch them all  dancing on their tip-toes. But it did make me wonder why they can’t just find taller dancers!

Nikki’s Mumma joke: What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller!