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Dad Jokes of the Day – 10 February 2023

If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.

Monday: My other half told me I had a face like the back of a boat. I wasn’t happy – gave a stern look!

Bob’s Bonus: A kid having a driving lesson was asked by the instructor what should you hit if you turn a corner and an adult and four year old are in front of you? The kid couldn’t work it out… the instructor suggested “the brakes”!

Tuesday: I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop. I wiped the floor with it!

Bob’s Bonus: The nurse came into the doctor and said I have a patient in reception who thinks she invisible – “What should I tell her?” The doctor replies “Tell her I can’t see her today”!

Wednesday: Not everyone thinks Cleopatra was beautiful, but that’s how Julius Caesar!

Bonus: Cannibals are very social…they’re always having people for dinner!

Thursday: Did you hear about the policeman who went to a fancy dress party dressed as a Boeing 747? He’d always wanted to be in plane clothes!

Bob’s Bonus: I’m changing my dog’s name to 5 miles… so I can say I’ve walked 5 miles every day!

Friday: I’m starting my own plumbing services review website. I’ve decided to call it Dripadvisor!

Sarah’s Grandmama Joke: Why are stadiums so cool? Because they are full of fans!

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