Dad Jokes of the Week - 7 February 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...
Monday: My landlord says he needs to come and talk to me about my air conditioner and the electricity bill. I told him “My door is always open.”!
Tuesday: What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Wednesday: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth… then it becomes a soap opera!
Thursday: We are in the middle of our Feb Fit campaign, but the boss told me to go down to the paint store and get thinner. It didn’t work!
Friday: If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate. And I’ll name the other DupliKate!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took a day off!