Dad Jokes of the Week - 24 January 2020
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
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Monday: What do you give a dog that has a high temperature? Tomato sauce, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!
Tuesday: I thought my dad had spent all his savings on an expensive wig. But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee!
Wednesday: What do you call an underwater dog? A sub-woofer!
Thursday: What do you call a Spanish girl with only one tooth? Juanita!
Friday: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker poodle boo!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Did you hear about the guy who’s whole left side was cut off? He was all right!