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Dad Jokes of the Week - 17 January 2020

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day. Thanks to Totally Workwear, even their safety gear can't protect you from these...

Monday: What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine!

Tuesday: The other day I bought a blindfold, but now I just don’t think it’s me. I don’t see myself wearing it!

Wednesday: What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people? A can-nibble!

Thursday: What is a Kiwi tree’s favourite month? Sep-timber!

Friday: What do you call a group of chubby newborns? Heavy infantry!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!