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Dad Jokes of the Week - 13 December 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Two tectonic plates ran into each other. One said ‘Sorry, my fault’!

Tuesday: How do billboards talk? Sign language!

Wednesday: Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because that’s where the cheetahs live!

Thursday: What is the best pan to make sushi in? Japan!

Friday: Last night my wife yelled at me “You haven’t been listening to a word I’ve said have you?” What a strange way to start a conversation!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: The theft of my toilet is a complete mystery. I have nothing to go on!