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Dad Jokes of the Week - 8 November 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: If I step on a Corn Flake, what would I be? A cereal killer!

Tuesday: My wife says she is leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy… what planet is she on?

Wednesday: I tripped over my wife’s bra this morning. I suspect she had left me a booby trap!

Thursday: I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself… I really need to wash some mugs!

Friday: I’ve had airbags installed on my computer… just in case it crashes!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!