Dad Jokes of the Week - 18 October 2019
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...
Monday: Did you hear about the woman who gave birth on the stairs? Evidently she now has a step child!
Tuesday: I asked my new girlfriend to meet me at the gym… and she never turned up. I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out!
Wednesday: Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose (lack toes)!
Thursday: What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom Broom!
Friday: I’m not sure what I’m going to do on the weekend. I am planning to buy a new pair of glasses, then I’ll see!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What is brown and sticky? A stick!