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Dad Jokes of the Week - 4 October 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry? Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler!

Tuesday: Why did the MCG get so hot after the Grand Final on Saturday? Because all the fans left!

Wednesday: Why do cow have bells? Because their horns don’t work!

Thursday: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken!

Friday: I saw 2 horses kissing yesterday... it must be a stable relationship!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship!