Dad Jokes of the Week - 27 September 2019
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...
Monday: What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship!
Tuesday: What do you call a company that flies up into the atmosphere to encourage rain? A re-seeding airline!
Wednesday: I just saw a cashier use her barcode reader to scan the eyes of a rude customer. The look on his face was priceless!
Thursday: What’s the difference between a clairvoyant & a climate protester? Sometimes the clairvoyant gets their prediction right!
Friday: My son asked me the other day “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” I replied, “No sun”!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: My partner and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more!