Dad Jokes of the Week - 6 September 2019
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...
Monday: My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers!
Tuesday: When do people start using their trampolines more? Spring time!
Wednesday: I got fired from my lawn mowing job. I was just not cutting it!
Thursday: Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?
Friday: My wife just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why do dads tell Dad Jokes? They like to see their kids fully groan!