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Dad Jokes of the Week - 23 August 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: How many tickles does it it take to make an octopus giggle? Ten-Tickles!

Tuesday: Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!

Wednesday: What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi!

Thursday:  I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre, & roll me down the hill? They were "Goodyears"!

Friday: Did you know we have just renamed our work printer Bob Marley. Because it just keeps jamming!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: How much does the heaviest dumpling in the world weigh? Won-ton!

Jason's Daggy Dad Joke: I went into the pet store and asked for a dozen bees, but they gave me 13. They told me that the extra one was a free-bee!