Dad Jokes of the Week - 9 August 2019
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...
Monday: Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
Tuesday: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognise them!
Wednesday: It’s not good idea to keep both feet firmly planted on the ground. You’ll never get your underpants on!
Thursday with Bryan Brown: Did you hear about the two baked beans who went on this big trip all the way around Australia? They ended up in Cairns (cans)!
Thursday with Rachel Ward: Why do they put the Queen's head on stamps? Because if they put her bottom on, nobody would lick them!
Friday: I decided to buy a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ve been checking my mail because now I’m really interested to find out which one comes first!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil. Because it is pointless!