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Dad Jokes of the Week - 12 July 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Which Spice Girl can carry the most fuel? Geri can!

Tuesday: The Secret Service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the President is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Wednesday: A man is taking a walk and he finds a tennis ball. So he picks it up and puts it in the pocket of his shorts. A woman walking the other way asks what the big bulge is in his shorts. He says “tennis ball”. She responds “Wow, that must hurt, I had tennis elbow once”!

Thursday: I put my grandmother on speed dial. Now she thinks she’s on Instagran!

Friday: Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!

Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry!