Dad Jokes of the Week - 5 July 2019
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...
Monday: What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
Tuesday: Why did the carpenter walk away from his project. He thought it wood not work!
Wednesday: Went to my doctor to complain about not being able to hear anything out of my left ear. He said “Are you sure?”. So I said “I’m def-in-ate”!
Brooke from Paramour's Mummy Joke: How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle!
Thursday: How does a bird with a broken wing land safely? With a sparrow-chute!
Friday: Did you hear about the horse who could balance a corncob on his head? Evidently it wasn’t normal corn, it was a ‘unique corn’!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: Why do the French like to eat snails so much? Because they can't stand fast food!