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Dad Jokes of the Week - 31 May 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: Did you hear about the under-performing cannonball? It got fired!

Tuesday: Last night the lad asked “Mum, what’s for dinner?” She responded YMCA. He asked “What’s that”? She responded: Yesterday’s Meal Cooked Again!

Wednesday: What did one invisible man say to the other when they met up after many years? Long time no see!

Thursday: Did you hear about the monster with 5 legs? His trousers fit him like a glove!

Friday: Why did the Bee Gees always come down with the flu on a Sunday? Saturday Night Fever!

Sarah's Grandmama's joke: A man tells his doctor "Help me, I'm addicted to Twitter". The doctor replies "Sorry, I don't follow you"!