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Dad Jokes of the Week - 11 January 2019

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: What type of clothes do aquariums wear? Tank tops!

Tuesday: Which Australian town is just a pile of stones? Cairns!

Wednesday: Did you hear about the octopus who became a soldier? He was well armed!

Thursday: Which great French military leader fell to bits? Napoleon Bones-Apart!

Friday: Why couldn’t the batsman explain how he got out? He was stumped!

Sarah's Grandmama joke of the week: What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match!