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Dad Jokes of the Week - 14 September 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: I did not realise removing my doorbell would have such a knock on effect!

Tuesday: What would you call a dinosaur with a amazing vocabulary? A thesaurus!

Wednesday: Ban shredded cheese… and make Australia grate again!

Thursday: Last night I told the other half "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". You know what she said? "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Friday: Once I interviewed a 104 year-old woman. So I asked her what she thought was the best thing about being 104? She simply replied, "No peer pressure!"

Bonus Joke: What did the toilet roll say to the toilet? People keep ripping me off!

Sarah's Grandmama joke of the week: Why was the baby strawberry crying? Beacause his mum was in a jam!