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Dad Jokes of the Week - 7 September 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: It takes a lot of balls to golf like me!

Tuesday: Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here” shouts the bartender, “We don’t serve your type”!

Wednesday: Yesterday I was walking up Grafton Street and this guy in front of me spilled all the letters from his Scrabble game on the road. So I asked him “What’s the word on the street?”

Thursday: Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you just get what you deserve!

Friday: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!

Sarah's Grandmama joke of the week: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care!