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Dad Jokes of the Week - 10 August 2018

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If you missed any of our Dad Jokes this week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!

Be listening to the Breakfast Show from 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day...

Monday: What type of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies!

Tuesday: Why was Tigger the Tiger looking in the toilet bowl? He was looking for Pooh!

Wednesday: What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin’ Catholic!

Thursday: Midflight, a guy on a plane jumped up and shouted Hijack! The passengers became very concerned... until a guy at the back of the plane stood up and said ‘Hi John’!

Friday: I didn't really think I could be categorised as a ‘construction site thief’, but when I got home all the signs were there! soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran!

Sarah's Grandmama joke: What do you call it when your coffee cup gets stolen in the morning...a mugging!