Dad Jokes of the Week - 5 August 2022
If you missed any of our Dad Jokes over the last week, here is your opportunity to keep yourself up to date with the best damn Breakfast Show giggles around!
Be listening to the Breakfast Show just after 7:00 am weekdays to ensure you get your daily dose and be first card out of the deck for the day.
Monday: I think I’ve used up all my sick days… so I’m calling in dead!
Bob’s Bonus: Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland, every day it’s Dublin!
Tuesday: I often fly for business. On my last flight, I had three bags to check in. At check in I said “I’d like this bag to go to Sydney, this one to Adelaide, and the third to Perth.” The baggage attendant rolled her eyes and said, “We can’t do that!” I said, “Why not? You did it last time I flew with you”!
Lorna’s Bonus: My mate asked me “Why do you keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge?” I replied “It’s in case someone wants a black coffee”!
Wednesday: Where is a bacteria’s favourite place to sit? On a stool!
Lorna’s Bonus: Lorna’s Bonus: What do you call the nun who lives upstairs? Nun of the above?
Thursday: If you are going to the grocery store today, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display. Heads will roll!
Graham’s Bonus: Why don’t Spanish Mackerel swim north of Townsville? They are too scared they will end up in Cairns!
Friday: I just took my pussy cat’s medication by mistake. Don’t ask meow!
Sarah's Grandmama Joke: H!